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RWBY X Reader (DeathBattle!) Kirby vs Majin Buu

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(Y/N) walked over to the sofa and sat down in front of the laptop and bringing up the video for Kirby vs Majin Buu, he quickly clicked on the video to start it up and the familiar Screw Attack logo played.

"Huh, what is it with battle shows and swinging chains?" Coco asked as she watched the show begin.

"Not to sure, must be a scenery thing" Ruby replied.

"Imagine right now, what does the apocalyptic destroyer of worlds look like?" Wiz asked as the screen showed a city that looked as if it had been hit by a nuclear bomb.

"Stop thinking, because your wrong. It's these pudgy pink terrors. Kirby, Nintendo's floating puff-ball of never-ending cheer and dreams" Boomstick said as a picture of Kirby showed up, suddenly all the girls squealed loudly making the boys cover their ears.

"Oh my Oum, he's just the cutest little thing ever!" Weiss said in a cutesy voice.

"I wanna hug him!" Ruby said as her eyes gained little stars.

"And Majin Buu, the most vicious monster in the Dragon Ball Universe" Wiz said as the image showed a very overweight man with pink skin and a tentacle on his head.

"What the hell is that thing!?" Velvet suddenly exclaimed as she jumped into her boyfriends arms.

"He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick" Boomstick said.

"And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armour and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle" Wiz said, before the logo for Death Battle came and began the research for Kirby.

"Over a thousand years ago, an epic war waged throughout the universe. The legendary Star Warriors battled against the vile Nightmare for freedom of everything that ever was. Ultimately good prevailed, but at the cost of many, many lives" Wiz said, as the images of the war played.

"Yet one infant Star Warrior escaped the carnage, destined to awaken a millennium later and save the galaxy. His name... is Kirby" Wiz said as a star shaped space-ship flew onto the screen.

"HIII!" Kirby cutely said as he mushed his face against the window of the ship, the girls squealed again at the cuteness.

"Kawaiii!" Blake said as her cheeks turned a shade of pink.

"Wait, what?! The cute and cuddly pink puffball who lives in Happyland? Are you sure your reading the right back story?" Boomstick asked in a confused voice.

"Yes. He crash landed on Popstar, the most confusingly-shaped planet ever, and has been defending the kingdom of Dream Land ever since" Wiz said.

"How is that planet star shaped? How does it orbit the sun?" Jaune asked in a confused voice.

"No idea..." Neptune said as he stared at the screen in wonder.

"But look at him! He's just so adorable and cuddly. He couldn't hurt a fly" Boomstick said in a dismissive voice.

"Kirby is a ravenous cannibal who thrives on the blood of mass murder" Wiz said as the screen showed Kirby standing before a field of skeletons with horned skulls as a little girl and some creatures stood next to him.
"Holy shit!" Boomstick said with shock in his voice.

"He may not look it, but Kirby is a powerhouse. He possesses incredible strength, speed, durability and an arsenal stranger than an average day in Florida" Wiz said.

"His trademark power is his inhale ability, which sucks almost everything in with a powerful vortex. With it, he can clear out an everything from a quick meal to an acre of forest in a matter of seconds" Boomstick said.

"Plus Kirby's body is malleable, allowing him to stretch his mouth and inhale larger objects, though he does have trouble wrapping his mouth around extremely large and heavy things" Wiz said.

"Well, I guess that makes you the safest out out of us all Yatsu!" Coco said playfully, Yatsuhashi shook his head as he kept his blank look.

"LIKE MY DIC-!"! Boomstick yelled before Wiz cut him off.

"-KIRBY weighs practically nothing, allowing him to inflate his body and fly like a sentient balloon. He can also traverse the skies, and outer space, by using his own personal vehicle, the Warp Star" Wiz said.

"Not as cool as my Bumblebee though!" Yang said in a boastful way.

"Sorry, can your bike fly and go into space Yang?" (Y/N) asked with a raised brow.

"S-Shut up, (Y/N)!" Yang said in annoyance.

"Could totally make my baby able to do more stuff, if I had the lien..." she mumbled to herself while Ruby placed a comforting hand on her knee.

"Which he can call up at anytime on speed dial. No really he uses a cell phone" Boomstick said as the screen showed Kirby holding up a phone with a big grin on his face.

"Awwwww!" Weiss said as she fangirled.

"Somebody get me that number! I tried 1-800-PINK-RIDE, but it was something else..." Boomstick said trailing off at the last words.

"The Warp Star is Kirby's primary means of transportation through the universe, and can fly at speeds faster than light. It is forged of Kirby's own energy, so, while delicate, should it be destroyed, Kirby can easily create a new one on his own, making the cell phone kind of pointless" Wiz said.

"I'd be happy to take that phone off his hands, though I'm a bit iffy on standing anywhere near that star-driving balloon marshmallow. Look at him! He doesn't even care! He's a monster!" Boomstick said as it showed Kirby fighting various monsters, and using his inhale ability to eat a very large one.

"Wow, talk about fresh food! Eh? Am I right?" Yang said, this made everyone groan at the pun.

"It's about to get even worse: guess what happened to that poor creature? See, when Kirby swallows a victim, they don't exactly die. Turns out Kirby's stomach, is, in fact, an entirely separate and endless dimension of reality" Wiz said.

"Wait, wait, wait What? What does that mean?" Sun asked.

"It means he's got an entire dimension for a stomach, which means he could probably eat way more that anyone else" (Y/N) explained.

"So he never feels full" Boomstick said as the screen showed Kirby floating through his own stomach dimension.

"Talk about getting your money's worth at an all-you-can-eat-buffet, though" Boomstick said.

"Kirby can trap thousands of victims in this abyss. Then he can actually enter his own stomach dimension and draw from his captive's power using his copy ability" Wiz said.

"Copy ability?" Penny asked curiously.

"How in the hell?! Does he, like, swallow himself?" Boomstick asked with surprise in his voice.

"He likely projects an astral image of himself within the dimension, which can act on the physical plain" Wiz explained.

"Sure... Anyway, with the Copy ability, Kirby's form and power change based on what he's eating" Boomstick said.

"Wait, what does that mean?" Ruby asked curiously.

"By devouring an enemy with a mallet, he can become Hammer Kirby, a master of whack-a-mole!" Boomstick said as it showed Kirby with a little hammer in his hands whacking a monster with it.

"That's probably what would happen if he ate Nora" (Y/N mentioned, Nora looked at him with wide eyes.

"Fire Kirby can unleash a torrent of flame and survive all manner of heat" Wiz said, as it showed Kirby with flames on top of his head breathing fire at enemies.

"And that would be Yang" (Y/N) said, Yang just laughed at the comment.

"Ice Kirby freezes foes solid" Wiz said as Kirby turned ice blue and froze a monster in a block of ice.

"There's Weiss" (Y/N) said.

"Hey!" Weiss said in an annoyed voice.

"Wheel Kirby is fast enough to drive around the entire kingdom of Dream Land in under two seconds, though who knows how he can see where he's going" Wiz said as it showed Kirby transform into a giant wheel and zoom off.

"That's probably what would happen if he ate you Ruby" (Y/N) said, Ruby just pouted and hit him on the knee.

"There's Mike Kirby, who's singing talent is apparently so awful, everything that hears it dies" Boomstick said, the screen the showed Kirby with a pair of headphones and a mike singing very badly into the mike, it caused a whole crowd of monsters to explode as well as the station he was on.

"Like Wiz at karaoke night with the ladies" Boomstick added.

"Yea... HEY!" Wiz said in a very offended voice.

"Stone Kirby in nearly indestructible, and Sword Kirby is a master with a blade, he can even fire sword beams, which cut through anything without mercy. DAMN!" Boomstick said as it showed Kirby fighting a heavily armoured beetle with his sword.

"But that's not all, he can pour a ton of energy into the blade, and make it grow into the powerful Ultra Sword" Boomstick said, when he finished saying this it showed Kirby swing a massive sword at a group of monsters and kill them all as well as destroy some of the ground.

"Fighter Kirby is a master martial artist, and by inhaling a miracle fruit, he becomes Hyper Nova Kirby, capable of devouring worlds" Wiz said.

"NO WAY! That little thing can eat entire worlds?!" Coco asked in surprise.

"Yup" (Y/N) said popping the p at the end.

"Last but not least, by absorbing his own Warp Star, Kirby can create his ultimate weapon, the Star Rod, a magical staff powered by dreams and capable of destroying evil, and most of the moon" Wiz said.

"Ooohhh! That sounds like a cool weapon, I want one too!" Ruby squealed happily.

"The only problem with Kirby's copy ability is, they don't last. One bad hit, and there it goes" Boomstick said.

"But even without an added ability, Kirby is remarkably tough" Wiz said.

"He's powerful enough to crack a planet in half, fast enough to run on water, and strong enough to throw a monster thirty times his size, on a frying pan, all the way to the sun, circle the burning star, and return to Kirby's feet, with a perfectly cooked monster" Wiz said, everyone looked very surprised at that.

"Wow, he is amazing" Jaune said.

"I still wanna hug him to bits!" Weiss said in an excited voice.

"I think that might be the most ridiculous feat we've ever seen on Death battle. But he's not just strong, he's so tough he was barely fazed after being crushed under thousands of tons of pressure, and effortlessly survived an explosion massive enough to eclipse the entire world" Boomstick said.

"He's achieved all of this despite being only eight inches tall" Wiz said.

"WHAT?!" everyone except for (Y/N) yelled in surprise.

"Eight inches tall, for-real?!" Yang asked as she looked at (Y/N).

"Yeah, he's really only that big" (Y/N) answered.

"Ohmigosh... He'S PERFECT FOR SNUGGLING!" Ruby squealed happily, Weiss agreed and they both sat together on the ground with an arm around each others shoulders.

"See? It's not the size of the monster, it's how he throws a FUCKING HUMONGOUS FRYING PAN INTO THE SUN AND BACK!" Boomstick yelled.

"Well, Kirby does have one crucial flaw" Wiz said.

"What? What's wrong with him? what's the matter with my future child?!" Ruby and Weiss both said in panic.

"He's a baby, and has yet to fully mature as a Star Warrior" Wiz said.

"Awww! He's perfect, I love babies!" Ruby said happily, Weiss laughed a little seeming to get very comfortable with her team leader, unknown to them (Y/N) had pulled out his phone and typed in a message to a certain someone before sending it.

"Yeah, he's not too bright, so he's not gonna be whipping up and genius strategies mid-fight, fortunately, he's powerful enough to get away with it" Boomstick said, as the screen showed Kirby in his Hyper Nova form swallowing a very large beam attack coming from a giant, evil flower, suddenly Kirby had a serious look on his face and he fired the beam back at the flower burning it away into nothing.

Awww... he looks cute even when he looks mad" Weiss cooed.

"Kirby is the most adorably terrifying thing in the world" Boomstick said.

Then the screen showed Kirby doing an adorable dance along with a tune, Ruby started dancing in her seat with the tune as she and Weiss watched with wide, sparkly eyes, Velvet watched Ruby with a small blush on her face from how adorable she was acting.

"If we ever have a daughter I hope she's as cute as Ruby..." Velvet said in a very far away voice, however she realised she had said that out loud and blushed when she saw Yang looking at her with a smirk and Ruby pull her hood over her head in embarrassment, (Y/N) thought about it and found himself smiling as he hugged Velvet tighter against himself.

"Be careful Yang, looks like someone might try to steal your little sister away!" Coco said in a teasing voice, Velvet grabbed the tips of her ears and covered her face with them in embarrassment.

Then the screen changed to begin talking about Majin Buu, everyone refocused on the screen and Velvet came out from behind her ears.

"True terror is something unpredictable, unstoppable, and dreadfully deceiving" Wiz said as it showed a large pink explosion destroying a large swathe of ground.

"A perfect description for the pink monstrosity known as Majin Buu" Boomstick said as it showed an image of Kid Buu in various states, then it showed the Fat Buu.

"Majin Buu is a fat, pink, man-sized baby thing with enough power to destroy a planet. And I assume he's made of bubble gum. Probably Big League Chew" Boomstick said as it showed Buu with a human face stretching his lips out to kiss a terrified girl.

"Ugh, he looks so gross!" Weiss said in disgust.

"Buu has existed since the dawn of time, but was only discovered five million years ago by the nefarious wizard, Bibidi" Wiz said.

"Bibidi? What the hell kind of name is Bibidi?!" Sun asked as he, Yang, Jaune and Nora laughed at his name.

"Bibidi released Makin Buu on a helpless universe, intent on destroying everything" Wiz continued, as it showed several green aliens being killed as they tried to run away.

"Why would they want to destroy everything, the whole universe would be boring then?" Ruby said in an annoyed voice.

"After annihilating hundreds of planets, Bibidi set his sights on Earth, sending Buu ahead in a sealed capsule just waiting to be released" Wiz said.

"Buuuuuut then Bibidi got himself killed before he could get to Earth and release the pink terror, but no worries, the weird lizard-wizard-thing had a back-up plan in the form of a magic clone named Babidi, Yes, clone, not son, that was a mistranslation" Boomstick said.

"So Bibidi, Babidi and Buu. Put'em all together and what do you get?" Boomstick said.

"A Disney lawsuit..." Wiz finished.

"Anyway, the doppelganger Babidi set out on a quest to recover Buu and complete Bibidi's plan." Boomstick said.

"Eventually, Babidi found Buu and opened the monster's shell" Wiz said as it showed a big round shell break open as a pink gas escaped and started to form a body.

"BUUUT turns out there was a... slight defect and Buu was... uummm..." Wiz said as he tried to find the right words.

"A complete idiot!" Boomstick said bluntly, suddenly Buu started laughing loudly with a huge smile on his face.

"Is this the... The great Majin Buu?" Dabura asked Babidi in an unsure voice, Buu was doing toe touches with a small smile on his face.

"Are you positive?" Dabura asked once again.

"Buu is the equivalent of a man-sized toddler with the power of a billion nuclear warheads" Wiz said, suddenly Buu kicked Dabura in the head and sent him flying into a cliff face.

"Talk about your terrible twos. Buu has a ridiculous arsenal for killing worlds: he can fly, shoot lasers, destroy cities by breathing too hard, and can fire a beam from his head-penis that can turn people into candy" Wiz said.

"Ooohh! He can make candy!" Ruby said in an excited squeal.

"That candy used to be people Ruby, if you ate it you'd basically be eating a person..." (Y/N) said.

"Oh..." Ruby said as the realisation sank in and made way for disappointment, (Y/N) quickly passed her a pack of chocolate chip cookies which made the 15 year old cheer before munching on them happily.

"Boomstick, it's not his genitals, it's his... well... actually, I don't know what it is. Which brings me to his strangest ability, his whole body in general" Wiz said.

"Whatever he's made of, it's magic in nature. Buu's body can be pulled, stretched, or even ripped apart with no negative effects" Wis said as Buu pulled a huge chunk of his belly off making the students apart from (Y/N) groan in disgust.

"He can eve pull entire slabs from his belly and use his own flesh as a weapon. AAHH, this is just getting stranger and stranger" Boomstick said as Buu used the flesh he pulled off to trap Vegeta.

"Yes, and he apparently does feel pain, though it seems to please him. Like some sort of combat masochist" Wiz said.

"Hey Yang, what's a masochist?" Ruby asked, Yang paled considerably at the question because she really didn't want her little sister to know about that sort of kink.

"U-Uhh... " Yang said in a daze, she was really put on the spot.

"It's basically someone who take joy out of being hurt, like someone goes into a fight just to get hurt and enjoy the pain" (Y/N) said.

"That's weird..." Ruby said in a very confused voice.

"I know right? But everyone has their own way of enjoying themselves" (Y/N) said.

"Fortunately, his body can regenerate almost instantly" Wiz said as Buu closed up a large hole in his belly and looked unhurt.

"He can be blasted to smithereens and reform himself in seconds. He's practically invincible" Boomstick said, the other students looked very surprised at that.

"Buu can mimic any Ki attack after seeing it in action only once, this is how he learned Goku's Kamehameha wave, and Supreme Kai's Instantaneous Movement teleport" Wiz said.

"But his copying prowess goes even further, he can physically absorb other people, transforming his mind and body" Wiz said as some of Buu's flesh absorbed Gotenks and it suddenly flew towards him.

"YES! COME TO ME!" Buu yelled as the flesh hit his body and morphed him into a new shape.

"That's the most disturbing thing I've ever seen" Boomstick said, this got sounds of agreement from the students who looked grossed out at what they had seen.

"Each version of Buu has a different personality, based on whom he's absorbed. Fat Buu is cheerful and childlike, due to absorbing the carefree Grand Supreme Kai, but then there's his original, and most dangerous form, Kid Buu" Wiz said, it showed an image of Buu shrunk down to a small child.

"He's so tiny! He's like a little kid in MC Hammer pants! This can't seriously be his deadliest form" Boomstick said.

"He's right, how can a little kid be deadly?" Blake asked.

"Kirby is still a baby and he's pretty deadly, plus your team leader is technically a kid so..." (Y/N) said with a smirk.

"Hey! I'm not a little kid! I'm a Huntress!" Ruby pouted cutely.

"In training" Yang added making Ruby sweatdrop and laugh awkwardly.

"Kid Buu is pure rage incarnate" Wiz said, then Kid Buu yelled and started beating his chest making monkey sounds.

"He can get so angry, he's capable of tearing holes in the fabric of reality just by screaming" Wiz said.

"Or, if he's fed up with whatever planet he's on, he'll just blow it to bits with his Planet Burst attack" Boomstick said.

"In a universe chock full of planet busters, Majin Buu is one of the strongest, he's destroyed entire galaxies by systematically obliterating each planet one by one over time" Wiz said as it showed several planets exploding.

"He'd defeated most of Dragon Ball Z's most powerful characters, including Vegeta, Gotenks and Gohan" Boomstick said.

"He one-shot the king of the demon realm, and easily bested the Supreme Kais" Wiz said.

"Who are like the gods of other gods, so needless to say, Buu is pretty frickin' strong" Boomstick said.

"But he's also extremely cocky, caring a little about strategy or personal safety, and while his regenerative ability seems to make him indestructible, Buu is one of the only Dragon Ball characters who's body has been visibly effected by ordinary bullets" Wiz said.

"And while being able to destroy planets, his body's not strong enough to take the explosion, forcing him to regenerate from a mass of pink particles" Boomstick said.

"Wow, that's gotta be a powerful aura to recover from that!" Jaune said in shock.

"Despite having the mind of a child and the body of Play-Doh, Majin Buu might just be the deadliest villain in Dragon Ball history" Wiz said.

"Me get big MAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD!" Buu screamed as he powered up, the light from his sudden power up was so bright it could be seen from space, then the Death Battle logo appeared to show it was time for the battle.

"Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all" Wiz said.

"It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!" Boomstick yelled, the battle was about to begin and (Y/N)'s phone vibrated, he looked at it and smiled before putting it away and looking back at the screen.

The screen opened up to a blissful, grassy landscape the scenery was all in pixles but looked pretty cool, the scene had a lot of strange looking monsters playing with each other happily, suddenly a pink beam hit one of the monsters turning it into a slice of cake.

"HELLO!" Buu called down from above, the monsters below looked shocked until Buu turned another one onto pudding, then the monsters panicked and ran as Buu laughed and shot them with the beam turning them all into sweet treats.

"Me gonna eat you up!" Buu sang out before he grabbed a chocolate bar and tossed it into the air to catch it in his mouth, however there was a sudden vacuum and all the sweets were sucked away and into Kirby's mouth, he closed his mouth and swallowed loudly before sighing in satisfaction.

"YOU MAKE BUU MAD. BUU MAKE YOU DEAD!" Buu shouted as he pointed at Kirby.

"FIGHT!" the announcer said to begin the battle, most of the room cheered for Kirby while some cheered for Majin Buu.

The two met in the middle of the battlefield with a punch, Kirby riding atop his Warp Star, then they backed off and attacked each other again, Kirby jumped off the Warp Star and tried to kick Buu but he teleported above Kirby and blasted him with a beam from his mouth, Kirby was sent flying towards the ground and hit it hard, but he stood right back up and noticed a big hammer monster behind him, the monster tried to run away but Kirby activated his inhale ability and ate the monster before suddenly changing into Hammer Kirby.

"Oh he so cuuuute!" Weiss squeed as she hugged Ruby and Penny, Penny quickly returned the hug and nearly squished both girls before letting go.

Buu flew down towards Kirby with a loud yell, Kirby raised the hammer over his head and charged up an attack, when Buu arrived Kirby hit him really hard and sent him flying into a hill, Kirby's hammer flew at him and smacked him in the face while Kirby flipped towards him, Kirby retrieved his hammer and hit Buu with it before spinning in place striking him several times and uppercutting him into the sky, Kirby jumped and inflated his body and landed on the Warp Star before smacking Buu twice and sending him into a very large tree, Buu bounced off the tree and Kirby's Star zoomed towards him allowing Kirby to hit him again sending him towards the ground, Buu exclaimed in pain before Kirby hit him so hard he went as flat as a pancake and Kirby landed not to far away.

Buu managed to make himself not-flat again and grinned at Kirby evilly, he vanished and reappeared behind Kirby before grabbing him and making him drop his hammer, Buu slammed Kirby into a wall and Kirby's hammer form vanished with a pop, then Buu punched him into the air and teleported beside him and punched him away.

"Oh no, poor baby!" Ruby said in a sad voice.

Kirby ended up landing in a large forest with a crowd of monsters nearby who all looked at Kirby in fear, Kirby used his inhale ability and ate a swordsman monster, he transformed into Sword Kirby just as Buu landed in the forest close to him, Kirby quickly charged up his attack and sliced Buu in half making the two halves land apart from one another.

"WAHAHA, You hurt Buu!" Buu said as his top half laid on the ground, suddenly his lower half came to him and he reformed instantly.

"Almost!" Buu said with a cocky grin on his fat face, Kirby facepalmed as a Bladeknight ran past him screaming, Buu noticed this and sent some of his flesh to absorb the monster, the Bladeknight screamed as the mass of flesh swallowed him and returned to Buu and was absorbed back into his body, suddenly Buu got a sword as well and jumped into the air cheering loudly.

Kirby attacked him but Buu blocked it with his own sword, the two separated and clashed swords against each other, Kirby landed a few attacks but Buu quickly got the upper hand and sent Kirby into a tree, Kirby slid down the tree into the ground and quickly ducked when Buu tried to slice him with hos own sword and cut the tree down instead.

Kirby wasted no time and quickly started slashing at Buu rapidly making the pink monster drop his sword as he was sent into the air, at the height of the attacks Kirby drove Buu into the ground hard, Buu suddenly vanished and started to power up with a white aura surrounding him and he fired the pink beam from his head tentacle.

Kirby saw the attack coming and quickly flattened his body down watching with wide eyes as the bean flew over his head, the beam hit a large boulder and turned it into pudding and Kirby looked back at Buu with wide eyes, Buu cheered and fired another beam at Kirby, but Kirby jumped back and inhaled the bean with a powerful vacuum also trying to suck up Buu.

"Nooooo!" Buu yelled as he was pulled towards Kirby's mouth and devoured.

"Yay! he won!" Velvet cheered, however she stopped when she saw her boyfriend wasn't cheering yet. the scene changed to Buu floating in a mass of stars and sweets.

"NO!!!" Buu yelled as he turned red with rage and steam whistled out of his head, Buu growled and the mist turned thicker until it cleared and showed Kid Buu floating in front of Buu, Kid Buu laughed evilly before teleporting closer to Buu he grabbed Buu and destroyed him instantly, after that Kid Buu beat his chest and screamed while laughing.

The scene came back to the outside world and a strange noise was heard, suddenly there was a huge tear in the sky and Kid Buu emerged with an angered yell as a pink aura surrounded him, below him Kirby was looking around in a panic because no-one had ever escaped his stomach dimension before, in an instant Kid Buu appeared and hit Kirby hard making the poor pink marshmallow cry out in shock, Kid Buu laid on a heavy series of punches and kicks sending Kirby flying until Buu appeared above him and pile-drived him into the ground.

Kid Buu teleported into the sky and raised a finger upwards, he gathered a big ball of energy and laughed evilly as he threw it at Kirby, luckily Kirby's Warp Star picked him up and flew away from the energy ball as it hit the ground and left a massive crater, the Warp Star flew as Kirby stood back up he sucked up a nearby karate monster and became Fighter Kirby punching his fists together ready to fight.

Kirby flew towards Kid Buu on his Warp Star as he wiggled his midsection in a disturbing way and laughed evilly.

"Ew, that's just wrong..." Coco said in disgust.

Suddenly Kirby kicked Kid Buu in the face, then he grabbed kid Buu and flipped him around before smashing him into the ground, Kirby used a Ki wave attack but Buu dodged it by flattening his body and floating above the attack, Buu vanished and reappeared behind Kirby and tried to attack him but Kirby blocked all of the attacks before giving a strong spinning uppercut to Buu.

Suddenly Buu tried attacking Fighter Kirby from all sides and throwing Ki blasts at the little pink baby, but he managed to stop each attack and dodge each blast with speed and skill, suddenly Buu appeared and punched Kirby forcing him out of Fighter Kirby and back into his normal form in a shower of stars, Kirby flew away and hit a tree breaking the tree as he hit the ground.

Kid Buu then threw four Ki blasts and destroyed Kirby's Warp Star, then he appeared beside the Warp Star and hit it towards Kirby as he laughed, Kirby managed to stand back up but exclaimed in sadness when he saw his destroyed Warp Star.

"Oh no, his little Warp Star is broken..." Pyrrha said in a sad voice.

Suddenly he inhaled the broken Warp Star and closed his eyes as he concentrated, Kid Buu looked at him in surprise.

"He ate the star!" Penny exclaimed.

"What's he going to do with it?" Neptune asked.

Kirby swallowed and the Star Rod popped out of his body, Kirby jumped up and grabbed the Star Rod and cast a group of star shaped projectiles towards Kid Buu, Kid Buu retaliated with Ki blasts and the two attacks collided with one another exploding, Kid Buu teleported behind Kirby and kicked the Star Rod out of Kirby's hand but Kirby quickly retrieved it and fired another star at Buu, he teleported away and Kirby landed on the ground and started to charge up an attack before firing a massive golden beam towards where Buu would appear.

Kid Buu reappeared but was blasted apart by the beam with a loud scream, However Buu quickly reformed himself and fired a Ki blast at Kirby destroying his star Rod and making tears gather in his eyes, Kirby fell to the ground and hit the ground as he made sad sounds.

"Awww, no... my poor little baby!" Ruby said with a very worried look on her face.

"It's okay Rubes, I'm sure he'll be fine, just keep watching" Yang tried to reassure her little sister, but by the look on her face she was also very worried for poor little Kirby.

High above Kirby Kid Buu raised his hand up and started to gather energy forming a massive, purplish-pink ball of death that grew larger as Buu added more energy to the attack, as the power grew pink lightning struck the kingdom of Dream Land, Buu threw the energy ball of death towards Kirby who was still crying.

"If Kirby dies, I'm gonna flip my lid, I swear I'LL find that Buu guy and beat him to a pulp!" Weiss said in a scary voice as a dark aura surrounded her, the other girls agreed with her.

Suddenly the screen zoomed into Kirby's stomach dimension, inside a miracle fruit was floating amidst the sweets and stuff Kirby ate before, suddenly the miracle fruit flashed and a bright light erupted from the fruit followed by Kirby cheering loudly.

Suddenly the screen came back to the outside world where Kirby's body was glowing in a rainbow of colours indicating he had changed into Hyper Nova Kirby, Kirby opened his mouth wide and inhaled the ball of death before firing it back at Kid Buu, Kid Buu watched slack jawed as the Death ball struck him and carried him away from the kingdom of Dream land.

The attack flew through space directly towards the sun, the attack flew into the sun and a small poof of flame emerged to show Buu had been vaporised, suddenly the sun turned around showing Kirby's adorable face, the camera zoomed on Kirby's face.

"Hii!" Kirby said happily.

"KO!" the announcer declared, in the background Kirby inhaled a piece of Majin Buu that was left over and became Majin Kirby with a little head tentacle of his own, suddenly he fired a beam from the tentacle and turned a monster into a life sized chocolate statue, then he zapped another one and looked at them both with drool coming from his mouth.

"No way! Did that seriously just happen?" Boomstick asked in disbelief.

"Yep. Oddly enough Kirby's strength, speed and durability matched and surpassed Buu's. Yes, Buu has more destructive capability, but Kirby's inhale and copy ability let him absorb and rebound anything that could have killed him" Wiz explained.

"And Kirby's no slouch when it comes to power. He tanked a planet-sized explosion without a scratch when the same kind of blast turns Buu into mush. And remember the frying pan thing?" Boomstick asked.

"Popstar is approximately the same size as the planet Shiver Star, which is actually a post-apocalyptic Earth. This means Popstar's gravity and escape velocity must be similar to that of Earth's. Throwing the giant acid monster Popon up into the sun means Kirby threw at least 3.5 tons over 25000 miles per hour, and that's not even counting the giant frying pan or the return trip" Wiz said.

"And Kirby's Warp Star moves faster that light, a speed Buu has never had to combat before" Boomstick said.

"BUT BOOMSTICK, Buu could've teleported away from the planet burst ball, right?" Boomstick mocked.

"Actually that's a good point, why didn't he do that?" Ren asked.

"Well, his Instantaneous Movement has limits in extreme situations, such as when he didn't use it when a similar giant ball of murder was KILLING him at the end of Dragonball Z" Wi said as it showed the Kamehameha wave that killed him off.

"Buu just couldn't stomach this fight" Boomstick said, Yang and a few others laughed at the pun.

"The winner is Kirby" Wiz said, this got a round of cheers from the students, Ruby and Weiss were hugging each other and fangirling over Kirby as the others talked about the fight.

"I'm so glad Kirby won! I would have been so mad if my little baby was killed" Ruby said as she stood up and stretched her muscles.

Suddenly (Y/N)'s scroll rang and he pulled it out and answered the call.

"Hey, you nearly here? Cool, I'll meet you outside, try not to make a mess when you arrive okay? Oh! And I might have some friends with me when you arrive, see you soon" (Y/N) said before hanging up with a smile.

"Was that a friend of yours (Y/N)?" Velvet asked curiously.

"Yeah, he's almost here, want to come with me to meet him?" (Y/N) asked, Velvet nodded her head nervously, she wondered who she was going to meet.

"Hey team RWBY, want to come with us? We're going to meet a friend of mine" (Y/N) asked.

"Sure, is it someone we know?" Ruby asked as she and her team walked out of the room with the couple, leaving team JNPR, CF_Y, Penny, Sun and Neptune in the room.

"Oh you'll see..." (Y/N) said with a grin, finally they walked outside and were surprised to see that it was night time.

"Wow, I guess time does fly when your having fun" Yang commented.

"Oh look! A shooting star!" Ruby said in an excited voice, she closed her eyes and made her wish.

"Hey, isn't that star falling a little close...?" Blake asked as the star turned and came towards Beacon.

"Holy crap! It's going to hit the school! Run and grab something to stop it with!" Weiss shrieked in fear, however the star seemed to be a lot smaller than she thought and it gently landed in front of (Y/N) and a stunned Velvet.

"W-What just happened guys?" Yang asked nervously, suddenly Velvet squealed happily and grabbed hold of something.

Team RWBY cautiously walked forwards and Velvet turned around, the four girls nearly fainted from Kawaii overload.

There in Velvet's arms was Kirby himself, looking at the four girls curiously before a very happy grin came over his adorable face.

"Haiii!" Kirby cheered happily.

The four girls squealed loudly and looked at Kirby with sparkly eyes.

"Oh My Oum, he's just the most adorable thing ever!" Weiss said as she wiggled her finger at him making him look at her curiously.

Ruby reached forwards and tickled the little pink marshmallow, Kirby giggled adorably before jumping into Yang's hair to escape Ruby's tickling, normally Yang would get pissed but she was too wrapped up in the cuteness to get mad.

"(Y/N)! You should have told us you knew this little ball of adorable!" Weiss said as she saw Kirby peek out of Yang's hair and jump into her arms making her squee in happiness.

Even Blake had a blush on her face from how adorable Kirby was acting, she walked over and carefully petted him on the head, Kirby smiled at her and her eyes widened in a cute way and she really wanted to cuddle him.

"Well I told you all now, how about we go back into the room and watch another Battle, then we'll go to bed and watch more tomorrow?" (Y/N) suggested, the girls all agreed and

started walking back into the Dormitories arguing over who got to hold Kirby.

"That was really nice of you (Y/N)" Velvet said before leaning up on her tip-toes and kissing him, he quickly lifted her up by her legs making her wrap her legs around his waist as they kissed, then they seperated and began to walk back into the dormitories.

"oops wait! I forgot to pick up Kirby's Warp Star" (Y/N) said before rushing back and picking up the little star and carrying it back with him.

(Y/N) and Velvet came back to see almost every girl fawning over Kirby as he giggles and babbled cutely, some of the guys looked like they were jealous while others smiled at the scene.

"So (Y/N), what are we watching next?" Jaune asked.

"Next up will be Solid Snake vs Sam Fisher, I'll get the video ready, you guys... have fun with Kirby" (Y/N) said as he sat down and pulled up the video, Velvet plopped down beside him and snuggled into his side.
"Not going to join the girls in snuggling Kirby to death?" (Y/N) asked in surprise.

"w-Well... I-I'd much rather be snuggling with y-you..." Velvet stutters as she blushed a bright red, (Y/N) just chuckled and kissed the top of her head before turning back to his laptop.
The next part of the RWBY DeathBattle series, after this will be the battle of the spies :)

I don't own PWBY it belongs to RoosterTeeth.

I do not own DeathBattle it belongs to Screwattack!.

And I (unfortunately) do not own Kirby he belongs to Nintendo.
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Just curious, which RWBY characters r reacting to this? Also, is there any way u could create a folder for ur RWBY watches Death Battle work?